Maybe...

...I should stop singing made up verses to songs...
The winos on the bus ask, Got some change? Got some change? Got some change? The winos...

Huevos splash

You may wonder how the heck I get online with a newborn. This is what I do: turn on some classical music, snuggle him and type with one hand. Also, I make sure I make frequent eye contact with him, coo and throw in frequent multi-syllabic words in order to foster language development.

Example: (snuggle snuggle, Bach is playing) Oh, baby, you're so cute (while typing "assholes" in an email), transcendentalism, la la, you look just like daddy (while messaging "I'm agonna scoop his* eyeballs out with a spoon"), ah, gynelotrimin, shhs shh, sweetie pie, mommy's ripping her cousin a new-ah, hmm, maybe time to log off.

*NOT the daddy, who has been absolutely awesome.

one handed typing

my breastmilk brings all the boys to the yard

hee hee

Michael Isidoro C was born on Dec 30, 9:35 pm, 7 lbs, 12 oz. 21 in. He is, off course, darling.

I love my boys.