Naked and eating yogurt

Just you WAIT until you see what I do next. HA!
HAhaha! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Will you PLEASE go home!

Staff development was so bad today that I contemplated going to the bathroom, removing my tampon then returning to the meeting to bleed through so that I could get the hell out.

The teacher next door is driving me bonkers. Stay the fuck out of my room! Maybe some would be surprised to hear this, but I actually teach during the school day; *hence, my title: Teacher. I don't know how the hell she leaves first graders unattended, even for five minutes.


* too cranky to care about punctuation

Back to the Street for a Lesson

Scene: Urban elementary school, cafagymatorium

Rehearsal for Rosa Parks/bus boycott reenactment

45 grade schoolers, KS and first grade teacher

FGT: Do you know what's interesting that I didn't know? One of the arresting officers was Rosa Parks nephew.

KS: (blank stare, thinking: no, you are not going to say what I think you are going to say)

FGT: I think I read it in one of the books. The officer called her "Auntie".

KS stares unblinkingly for a full minute, then says very, very slowly...
"I believe that term was used in a manner akin to 'boy'-a replacement for Mrs., Miss or any other title of respect usually reserved for a white woman."

Ducking Wooden Projectiles

Blissed out on sex, but I still find the whole communicating part hard. "So do you consider yourself bisexual?" Eesh, honestly and truly, I am not sure, but my answer leaned toward no. I've never been in a relationship with a woman. And, I need to start, like, picking up the freaking phone and calling people. He would have been justified to have been pissed about last night and my, uh, lack of promised calls. When I say I act like a guy, I'm not kidding-I just didn't call. Not because I didn't want to, not to play a game, but just because I didn't. Kinda inconsiderate on my part.

I hope I'm conveying to him how much I love him and enjoy his company, but my guess would be I need to work on it some.

Does not compute

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Music: "I usually listen to whatever my husband has on, but if I'm alone, country. I love country!"

Do you know who you're talking to? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO????

Lickalicious

I'd never seen Daniel Craig before this evening, and I can't name more than one movie that he's been in, but if I ever ran into him, you'd have to peel me off the way ya'd get Jim Belushi off an eight ball, 'cause GOOD LORD, the man is fine.

Cockhole. Bitch.

A la text:

KS to Babydaddy: Yo, can I score some xanax?
BD: What's in it for me?
KS: I won't rip the fucking flesh off your face the next time I see you.
BD: Good enough. See you in 5.

Dinner: Chili, Fritos, triple scoop peanut butter ice cream sundae. Good thing I lost 5 pounds so that when I weigh in on Friday it'll look as if I've maintained weight and gained muscle. Of course, if I ever poop, it won't be an issue.