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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

As if it were written for the movies

Romantic kissing...

"Hey, you taste like maple syrup."
"I just went down on Mrs. Butterworth."
"You cheat on me again, I'll cut you."
"I know, baby, I know."
Posted by Kamikazee Squirrel at 4:03 AM

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