Id's on first, Ego's on second

I knew 10:15 p.m. Buzzed Kamikaze Squirrel was going to hate 5:00 p.m. Leave Taking Out the Trash and Making Your Bed Until Later So That You Won't Stop for A Glass of Wine or Two After Dance Class Kamikaze Squirrel. 10:21 Kamikaze Squirrel hates both of them, but is loving herself, because she is going to sleep in the "guest room". Great thinking, KS! (Fine, it's the computer room with an old mattress, but at least there are sheets already on the bed.) Yes, 10:17 Kamikaze Squirrel had to bring the can to the curb, but at least the putrid salmon smell is no longer being pumped into the kitchen by the air conditioner.