In your general direction

I love speaking French with a snarl (and, admittedly, a Spanish accent, but that's a story for another day). I was just reading the back of a Band-aid box and had myself in hysterics by using a raspy, rude voice. "Mise en garde! Demandez l'aide d'un professionnel de sante!" Of course, it probably just sounded bizarre to the other house inhabitants because I was sitting on the crapper while doing it...