Who needs sleep?

So I had thought that the little building that went up with the sign "Spin Cycle" was going to be a mini-gym for spinning. I even went so far as to ponder how it would work-would they have classes, a rotation system like Curves has, or just a free for all?

Boy did I feel like an asshole walking in with my little cushiony bike seat. I looked around for a moment, and, after realizing my mammoth error, began to whistle nonchalantly while walking over to the nearest sink to carefully rinse the seat as if yes, I had stopped by to launder a 4 by 8 piece of rubber padding.