I finally gave up on trying to blow dry my hair straight, and received many compliments today on my new wavy, flippy look. Here are the steps you can take so that you, too, have bouncy waves.
1. Take a half day from work to go the the OB/GYN.
2. Go to the gym. Walk around and socialize without actually working out.
3. Shower, wash hair.
4. Doze on the couch with wet hair while a West Wing DVD skips in the player.
5. Move to the bed. Take out pink rabbit vibrator, go to town.
6. Awake from post-orgasm nap and realize you're running late.
7. Grab a bottle off dresser. Spray onto hair. Realize goop is sticky and you're not sure what it is. Flip head over, tousle while blow drying for about two minutes.
8. Walk to car on a breezy, New England autumn day.
I'm free to do demonstrations.
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