You may wonder how the heck I get online with a newborn. This is what I do: turn on some classical music, snuggle him and type with one hand. Also, I make sure I make frequent eye contact with him, coo and throw in frequent multi-syllabic words in order to foster language development.
Example: (snuggle snuggle, Bach is playing) Oh, baby, you're so cute (while typing "assholes" in an email), transcendentalism, la la, you look just like daddy (while messaging "I'm agonna scoop his* eyeballs out with a spoon"), ah, gynelotrimin, shhs shh, sweetie pie, mommy's ripping her cousin a new-ah, hmm, maybe time to log off.
*NOT the daddy, who has been absolutely awesome.
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