Friday, July 6, 2007

Hot time in the ole town

Vaginal Spermicidal Inserts $3.99
Cell Phone Bill $55.63

Answering the phone to discover it's your mother as you're withdrawing your finger from your vagina...

NOT FUCKING PRICELESS AT ALL!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does that spermiawhatsit come in Spearmint?

--T

Anonymous said...

Seriously, man, I thought about asking about the taste...but a couple o' hours (and a shower) had passed since the insertion...and I got, ahem, distracted...and there wasn't any complaining...And-have you SEEN these? It's like a clear square listerine strip, so no muss...and it wasn't like it would bother ME...so. Oh, well.