Monday, July 16, 2007

What kind of f*ckery is this?

State representative to school children:

"...and boys and girls, we're all here because we want you to read good."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Use dictates grammar, right?

--Taupey's Evil Twin

Anonymous said...

Bugger off evil twin without rigid rules communication would devolve into meaningless chatter! Good is an adjective, well is an adverb, with exceptions of course and then there is the response to the query "How are you?"

--Taupey

Anonymous said...

Im een yer blahg reztn mah caze.

--T.E.T. (can has cheezburger)

Anonymous said...

*headdesk*

--T.

Anonymous said...

Evil twin? Howz about a threesome? Rest your case right here, baby, ow!

"I'm well." Correct or not? I kow I know that I am guilty of grammatical errors, but "between you and I" drives me bonkers.

Anonymous said...

I kow, eesh...

Anonymous said...

To any inquiry about my state of being, I simply say "good" or "good, good..." I figure am either in a decent condition or doing something that is at least not evil, and therefore "good" about covers it.

What always gets me is:

"Should you require any further information or have any concerns, please contact KS or I at your earliest convenience."

They always say "but 'me' doesn't *sound* right." And I say "strike the 'KS or' and now read the sentence." QED.

--Willy Taupespeare, Drunk-on-Strunk

Anonymous said...

1. Therefore, I cannot say "good" because I am usually up to something evil.

2. "Strike the KS". Ooh, that made me a little wet.

Lillie said...

Hello everyone,
Are you all Taupey's personalities?

Anonymous said...

Hi! Nope, KS is a chick from CT.

Anonymous said...

BSH, you disappoint--don't you have something more fun to do than review bad grammar discourse?

--Taupey

Anonymous said...

Hey Taupey-SHE'S COMMENTING ON MY BLOG!!!! Please, just let me enjoy the fact that someone is actually reading my tripe. (or whateveer word is is supposed to go there-I'm commenting on a three beer night.)Whtat else is she going to do-take pictures of weird men with their shorts shoved up their ass-...oh.