Overheard at Walmart...
first grader: "Mommy, there was a cupcake sale and I didn't have any money."
Mom: "Oh, I didn't know there was a cupcake sale, or I would have gave you some money. Did your teacher buy you a cupcake?"
Boy: "No."
Mom: "She didn't buy you no cupcake? That teacher should have bought the kids with no money cupcakes."
And, at the grocery store next door...
Different mom, with two boys, maybe 8 and 9. She's looking at condoms, then notices her son is chewing.
"What the fuck is in your mouth? Throw it the fuck out."
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