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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Ah...it's the pregnancy hormones?

Ahem. After moving to the basement from the boyfriend's bedroom in order to avoid the oppressive heat, his snoring, and the poodle walking on my head, I may have said to the poodle that followed me down, "Get the fuck off this couch or I'm going to barbecue you."

Hey, it worked.
Posted by Kamikazee Squirrel at 3:41 PM
Labels: what I would do for 6 straight hours of sleep

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