Monday, June 23, 2008

Reason 2,368,431 why I'm going to hell

Why didn't SOMEONE tell me that Mondays at 2:00 are when ALL the senior citizens of central CT descend upon ONE Stop and Shop and take over the whole entire goddamn thing with their 8 ton Buicks, three-speed motorized scooters (set to snail, turtle or slug) and broken hearing aids?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Meh. Where I live, they shop exclusively on Saturdays and Sunday afternoons. WHEN THE PEOPLE WHO WORK *NEED* TO SHOP. I killed one once. I don't feel good about it exactly. I have no regrets though.

--T