Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Hobbit Pubes
Nowhere in ANY of the pregnancy books are there any tips on how to trim the bush after the sixth month. I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT! I went snip, snip and ended up with a half an inch of hair in my hand, but I not not from whence it came, exactly, and fear I may have an accidental, and crooked, Nike swoosh in my nethers.
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2 comments:
omg, you crack me right up. I absolutely love your witty comments. As for your "Hobbit Pubes", why not get the boyfriend to do the trimming?
Hi! Thanks for the comment. Great suggestion, but the BF is one of those guys from the seventies who likes a lot of bush. I'm just afraid that if it grows any longer it will strangle small animals that try to sit on my lap. :)
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