Monday, November 26, 2007

Five a day

My pussy is like bagged baby spinach-triple washed and trimmed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

SAT Analogies by KS:

Pussy : Spinach :: Dick : ?

(a) Cauliflower
(b) A Healthy Tongue
(c) Weinerschnitzel
(d) Popeye's Tattooed Fist
(e) None of the Above

--Taupey, Princeton Poontang Review

Anonymous said...

I can totally make an argument for all five answers. Then again, I am a sick, sick, twisted person. OK, OK, maybe "c" is weak...

--T

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but who can resist inserting Weinerschnitz...ah, nevermind.