Mom calls.
"Hi KS. Your brother from CA called!" (Happy news, CA brother used to have a drug problem.)
"Great. What's new?"
"He's doing well, but he has strep. He's so happy that he has insurance-his copay is only $20!"
"Great, Mom. Hope he's feeling better."
"Well, he missed Monday and Tuesday, but he has sick time, so it was ok. He went in on Wednesday, but they sent him home because he looked terrible."
And I just have to go there.
"Well, they probably didn't want the actresses to get sick."
She ignores that.
"He sounds so happy. He loves this job, and they're happy with his work."
"Great, Mom, that's awesome."
"They have him doing a little of this and a little of that."
I can't help it. I start to laugh. Big, guffaws, belly laughs, drop the phone and pitch over on the bed laugh. I feel my mom's silence and disapproval through it all, but I can't stop laughing.
My brother designs and builds sets for on-line porn sites.
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Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Porno Set
Builder.
(Mr. Porno Set Builderrrrrr!)
Frank Lloyd Wright never had to worry that an anal threesome scene would knock over a wall. But you make sure that no matter how hard the knockin' nothin' is a rockin'
(My wood is strong!)
Nothing says, "production values" like a mocked up bedroom with a white vinyl headboard. Yet your fans can't tell that the set for "Anal Intruders VI" is the same set from "First Time Trollops III."
Call yourself an artisan, a builder, a joiner, or a wood butcher, but you get to hang around all day and watch naked women have sex. Some men call that a job, we call it a sacred calling.
(Is there a chaance I could be a stand in for the Pizza Guy?)
Some people build homes and offices. In your case, you build stuff Ron Jeremy covers in spunk.
(Thank God for long handled mops!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Master Builder of Masterbators, and take comfort knowing that when the boners wilt you'll be back to re-arranging shag carpeted plywood sections in an "artistic" manner.
(Mr. Porno Set Builderrrrrr!)
laughing so hard tears streaming down my face
It's fookin' 'arder 'an haiku, i'n'it?
--T
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