Possible reasons that I haven't been posting.
1. Drunken, greasy weasels oiled up my keyboard in a frenetic orgy.
2. It's been so long I forgot the password.
3. Despite the fact that I now have DSL, this computer still works as slow as molasses.
4. I'm, uh, ahem, like, happy, and don't have much to bitch about, except for the usual work/sister-in-law stuff.
The real reason, I think, is because I have been watching hours and hours of Scrubs, and much like J.D., have a running commentary on my life in my head (in his voice), so writing anything down seems redundant. (KS's eyes roll to one side, dream sequence with pudding commences.)
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1. Drunken, greasy weasels oiled up my keyboard in a frenetic orgy.
* OK, but you *must* pronounce "greasy" as "greeezzzzy" for full comic effect.
2. It's been so long I forgot the password.
*Putting out fire with gas-o-line, been so long, sooo loooong.
3. Despite the fact that I now have DSL, this computer still works as slow as molasses.
*collagen lip injections should not preclude computer use.
4. I'm, uh, ahem, like, happy, and don't have much to bitch about, except for the usual work/sister-in-law stuff.
* Feh, just roll around some stores and soak up some holiday cheer. You'll be all Grumpy McScrooge Panties in no time flat.
--Taupey
Turns out I have a lot to bitch about. Details upcoming.
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