Monday, March 31, 2008

Someone pass me a bun

I was a Taco Bell virgin until Saturday night. It really was like bad sex-I could have made it at home more quickly and better, without the bother of putting on makeup first.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you think they say "Run for the Border?"

You put on makeup for Taco Bell?

Anonymous said...

Nah, but I was trying to add to the humor, which, I guess, didn't work. I've been told, "You're not funny" so many times lately I'm ready to slit my wrists. I should keep it in perspective though-the main person is a fan of The Tim and Eric Awesome Show.