Friday, May 30, 2008

Oh, I look pale?

Saltines are my friends. Come hither, my little preciouses. Snuggle with me a little. And when all that's left of you are crackly crumbs in the depths of my sheets, I'll pretend I'm a vacuum cleaner and Hoover you up with my lips.

I really thought I'd be one of those women who would continue her workout regime at the same intensity and duration. HA.

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