The coolest thing about the pre-natal vitamins is that they now make a brand with a laxative, so, for the first time in months, I laid a beautiful, huge, steaming mass of waste that was a wonder to behold.
I'd say we're as happy as clams, but I don't think I'm supposed to touch those either.
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There is an ancient dude secret called "shit baseball" wherein the size of a dump is categorized and a baseball game played. You may have hit a home run here, at least a triple. Did the crap splash water on your ass? Foul ball!
You and BSH should play! It would be like "A League of Their Own" writ in shit.
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