Linen-s and Crap, buying kick ass expensive sheets to replace the BF's $10 Joyeez brand. (I'm a sheet snob, on the rare occasions I can afford it.)
Twelve year old cashier: "So, are you due soon?"
KS, struggling not to lunge over the counter and squeeze her scrawny neck: "No. December 31st."
Cashier, looking at my abdomen: "Oh."
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