OMG! That's my cousin!

Jumpin' Josephat, Moses! I just realized that the one ear phone thingie that I shoved into a drawer is NOT a defective walkman headphone as I had suspected, but rather a doohickie that attaches to my cell phone. Who knew? I tried using it last night. I got into the car, plugged the, uh, thingie into the hole and clipped the wire to my shirt. Of course, when I tried to raise my head I couldn't because the cord was too short. I fixed it while I was backing out of my driveway. I called my sister, and although I could hear her OK, I was concerned that the phone would drop off the passenger seat or get crushed by my gym bag, so I had to move the bag to the back seat while I was completing a lane change on 84E. I was fine until I noticed that my iced Latte was dripping on the cord. I'm still not sure if you can get a shock from a wet cell. I disconnected the phone from the cord before I got out of the car, but I forgot to disengage the clip from my shirt and consequently tripped over the wire after exiting the car. I am SO glad, though, that I am being responsible and helping to keep the highways safe.

Oh, Gee, match.com, do you know WHY he's in Soccerville, looking for me and has viewed my portrait 1,369 tines? BECAUSE HE'S STALKING ME!

Our reading specialist is the nicest person I'd like to kill. She acts all sweet and a little stupid, but it's just to make you feel guilty. I realized today that, since I'm in a new grade and program, I need different literacy folders. It's, um, a bit late in the year to broach this topic with said literacy specialist, so I drew her a picture. (Here, I wish I had the MS paint.) Caption: "Me" (stick figure with spiky hair.) "BAll" (A ball) "Me dropping ball" (Stick figure with spiky hair and unhappy face dropping ball.) Of course, she brought it to lunch with one other note she received from another teacher and announced, "These are my two favorite notes from this year." Stick it in your ass, you passive aggressive vegan freak. (This is too funny-I've fallen off the wagon, drunk as hell, and every other word has needed a spellcheck fix. Fuck you, spell check!)