Staff room, lunchtime, Public School 429. KS, Married 50 yr. old woman, closeted masculine lesbian. KS is quietly eating yogurt.
MW: I guess I'll bring corn to the picnic.
CL: I LOVE corn, but only corn on the cob.
MW: Me too. Sometimes I'll cook 6 ears and that'll be dinner for me and my husband.
CL: How do you eat corn on the cob?
MW: I'll go around, but my husband eats big hunks a section at a time. What about you?
CL: It depends. Sometimes I'll munch a little area at a time, (KS starts to blush) but sometimes I like to munch all around in little circles, (KS starts to choke on yogurt), and then sometimes, usually after a beer, I'll go munchmunchmunch all along rows as fast as I can- (KS spews yogurt all over table, red faced, laughing hysterically and gasping for air) WHAT?!?
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