Tired vent

Please, for Christ's sake, leave me the fuck alone today. No, Bf, I do NOT want to have sex for the seventh time this week the morning after we spent 12 hours walking around in Mystic/Niantic/New London-get that unwashed thing out of my fucking face!* Sister, shut the hell up! Do NOT call me three times a day to discuss your baby's poop! Yes, she is beautiful, and I absolutely adore her, but I am tired of hearing abut the minutiae of your day every single freaking day! I do NOT need five minute updates! Mom and partner are spared because they are away on vacation-thank god. Son, I love you, I think you're the best, but we didn't raise you to brag. Do NOT bring up your grades to people outside the family! How about asking other people some questions once in a while? Brother with the evil wife-I left a message four days ago saying how cool it will be that we will have sons 3 months apart. Could you fucking call me and acknowledge it? Why should I expect anything else, though-it took 6 weeks before your c*nt of a wife acknowledged my pregnancy. Little brother-yeah, your roommates in CA moved out on you? Gee, maybe you should have paid your share of the rent, you pot smoking freeloader. Who the fuck gets laid off from the porn industry? I hope dad tells you no-not to protect him, but so that he doesn't call ME to complain that you've moved back in and are mooching off of him. Oh, friend K? The reason I backed out of the weekend at the Cape? Not because I didn't want to drive there myself because you guys were going for the whole week. No, it's because YOU NEED TO FUCKING PARENT YOUR SON AND STOP ABUSING PRESCRIPTION MEDS!!! No, the husband of our friend is NOT picking on him! You should 1. Pay attention to him and 2. If he does do something, give him a freaking consequence! Stop with the fucking video games and bribing him with a fucking iPod!!! BTW, a kid going into second grade should NOT be sleeping in your bed, no matter what he's been through. You've had him for almost 4 years-if he's so troubled, put him in counselling-our insurance covers the whole damn thing! And I am SO sickof playing nice nice to one of the offspring and a boyfriend. GROW THE FUCK UP! Last, but not least...you dog. During the day, you are cute and fun, but I swear to fucking god, you wake me up ONE more time at night and it is the barbecue spit for you.



*To be fair, he's a clean guy, and I was not-so-fresh myself.-we had completely crashed into bed after a very long day.