Monday, August 6, 2007

Can you make change for a ten?

Pole: 4, KS: 0

Dagnabit, I can jog 3 miles comfortably, do ten "guy" pushups without sweating, kick almost as high as a Rockette, but could I slide down a pole without bruising every single freakin' limb on my body? Huh, evidently not. It surely takes a completely different skill set than what you learn during a Master's in Special Education. Any stripper who can do pole dancing should be tipped with fives and tens, and when you escort her to the back room for a lap dance? Take five minutes and rub her shoulders and lats.

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