Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Id's on first, Ego's on second

I knew 10:15 p.m. Buzzed Kamikaze Squirrel was going to hate 5:00 p.m. Leave Taking Out the Trash and Making Your Bed Until Later So That You Won't Stop for A Glass of Wine or Two After Dance Class Kamikaze Squirrel. 10:21 Kamikaze Squirrel hates both of them, but is loving herself, because she is going to sleep in the "guest room". Great thinking, KS! (Fine, it's the computer room with an old mattress, but at least there are sheets already on the bed.) Yes, 10:17 Kamikaze Squirrel had to bring the can to the curb, but at least the putrid salmon smell is no longer being pumped into the kitchen by the air conditioner.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suburban splendour. It's all so Ozzie and Harriet, i'int it, so John Fucking Cheever.

--T

Lillie said...

YOU HAVE A GUEST BEDROOM? Died. I've died of jealousy.

Anonymous said...

Well, BSH, in a frat house, 1992 no headboard mattress papers/guitar/sneaker/Cds old college textbooks kind of "guest" bedroom way. I bet your shoes are way cooler than mine. Speaking of shoes, was on Newbury ST. today...my GOD, the shoes, THE SHOES!!!