Friday, August 24, 2007

Paging Dr. Katz

KS, leaving message for therapist:
Oh, hi B. I'm looking at the appt. card, and I can't believe this, but we had a session scheduled for Monday, and I thought it was for today. I'm sorry. If we can reschedule...

Return message:
Hi KS. Yes, we had an appt. for Monday. I missed you! I have...

Sound of needle screeching across record. "I missed you"? Is that allowed?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leave this on *his* voicemail at 3:00 a.m.

[Spoken]
This has got to be the saddest day of my life
I called you here today for a bit of bad news
I won't be able to see you anymore
Because of my obligations, and the ties that you have
We've been meeting here everyday
And since this is our last day together
I wanna hold you just one more time
When you turn and walk away, don't look back
I wanna remember you just like this
Let's just kiss and say goodbye

[Song]
I had to meet you here today
There's just so many things to say
Please don't stop me 'til I'm through
This is something I hate to do
We've been meeting here so long
I guess what we done, oh was wrong
Please darlin', don't you cry
Let's just kiss and say goodbye (Goodbye)

Then call right back and slur your speech and yell "I'm fucking with you Doc!"

--Taupey, allvays a kiddah

Anonymous said...

Better yet, fuck disco, go all Mick on his ass:

Well, Ive been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
Ive been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
Its just some friends of mine that say,
Hey, whats the matter man?
Were gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican guys that are just dyin to meet you.
We gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to...

--T, second time is charms, no?

Anonymous said...

Yeah....but her name is Becky.