Like, I think I like,
like like the beau. Like, really like. Like make one of those origami-esque triangular paper thingies with the questions and stuff and put his name in it like. Not that I'd like, admit it or anything, but here, I'll say it, yeah, like, yep, a-huh.
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Boy, that sounds stupid, even for me. It's not even funny. Crap, girl, you're 36, deal with your emotions! Name that feeling, name it! Or, crazy idea, don't write about it online, like t...t...talk ...great, now I'm not just talking to myself in my head,I'm writing to myself. CRA-AZY. This is scarier than fucking a rat.
"Please keep your hands inside the moving walk. Exit to your right for Crazy. Please keep your hands inside the moving walk. Exit to your left for Silly. Please keep your hands inside the moving walk. ..."
You are in fact talking to your alter ego's self, aloud and in public. Nonetheless, your internal dialogue is apparently not inappropriate for a thirty-something if one is to believe the verisimilitude of late 20th century pop culture, viz:
[Elaine's drawing class]
ELAINE: Hey Paula!.. I hear you been going out with George Costanza?
PAULA: How did you know??
ELAINE: Everybody knows. Y'know George told me he thinks you're totally cute and everything.
PAULA: He said that?
ELAINE: Ha hum...Do you like George?
PAULA: Yeaaah! he's cool.
ELAINE: No I mean...Do you like him or do you like him like him?
PAULA: Like like.. looks aren't important to me ,you know?
TEACHER: Miss Benes , Are you chewing gum?
ELAINE: (nods) HumHummmm....
(Elaine spits the gum in the waste basket then as the teacher turns around she makes a throwing up motion at Paula.)
--Taupey
May I have permission to quote your first paragraph?!?
Sure, except all the words except "Crazy" and "Silly" are property of the Denver Airport PA system.
--T
Siiiiiiillllly, silly for feeling baloney! Siiillly, sillly for feeeeeling this hue. Mold grew, all over my poor little sandwich...
Silly for fryin', silly for tryin', and silly for trying to emulate ewe.
Ohhh, man Patsy Swine, I really dig your vibes cool kitty. You are cool, man, cool. Thus place was strictly dullsville until you and your groovy words made the scene. I can dig. The mold is green and is the money these capitalists try and grow all over life man. Deep.
--Taupey, Daddy-O, Taupey
emulate
simulate
REGULATE
--Warren G.
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