A la text:
KS to Babydaddy: Yo, can I score some xanax?
BD: What's in it for me?
KS: I won't rip the fucking flesh off your face the next time I see you.
BD: Good enough. See you in 5.
Dinner: Chili, Fritos, triple scoop peanut butter ice cream sundae. Good thing I lost 5 pounds so that when I weigh in on Friday it'll look as if I've maintained weight and gained muscle. Of course, if I ever poop, it won't be an issue.
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Chili, Fritos, triple scoop peanut butter ice cream sundae
Ya got yer fiber, yer protein an' yer carbs, plus some dairy. I'd say this looks like a healthy dinner.
--Dr. Taupey von Nostrand, author, morning show guest and non-practicing clinical nutritionologist.
'didn't look so hot plopping out. (good lord, when did I start resorting to such base material? Bout two years ago?)
It was hot--if it was one girl, one cup. OH!
--Taupey "Dice" Clay
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