Squirrel Away! To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper . The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
What if the squirrels are from Mexico? Now Manny, don't get your tail feathers in a tizzy-the only "plants" I grow are dandelions and skunk cabbage, so you're not missing out on anything. And the wacky tabaccy is still yours for the usual rate.
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Ladee, Manny he hain' too bright, OK,but he know KS-13 come from Salvadoran squirrels who get displaced from fightin' Communistas. An' we not like Mexicanos too much, OK? But we diggin' cayenne over dem jalpenos dem Beaners be chewin'.
--KS-13
Chu sprinkle peppers on dem breastiches and I'll show chu how much Manny like the peppers.
--Manny
STFU Manny
Everytime Manny gets told "STFU" I think of the John Goodman character from the Big Lebowski.
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