Remember Bloom County? I think there was a huge roach that used to sneak into the kitchen and eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I'm afraid I'm going to come home and find a rat has donned my silkiest thong and is licking my vibrator.
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Ha Ha Ha, Ladee, u too funny mang, how did u know dat dey make rats into cutie prison bitches wit lipstick and silky ribbons. Er, at least dat's what I heard. From my cousin. I kep it real when I did my stretch.
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Ha Ha Ha, Ladee, u too funny mang, how did u know dat dey make rats into cutie prison bitches wit lipstick and silky ribbons. Er, at least dat's what I heard. From my cousin. I kep it real when I did my stretch.
--Manny
Manny, u know you's a fukkin' punk in prison man, nobuddy turnt chu out bitch, I think u *liked* it
--KS-13
I'll fuckin' cut you mang, chu an' yore whole fambly mang, I'll fuckign slice yer eyes.
--Manny
Boys, boys, can't we all just get along and focus on silky thongs?
--Taupey
Why does "I'll fucking slice yer eyes" have me RAOTFLMAO?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_chien_andalou
You've seen it, whether you recall it or not.
--T
Don't have time for link, but went to Yale museum yesterday, saw Dali, Bunel (?), and thought, AHA! (Just like that.)
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms.
Damn, yo, then I be the epitome of elegance.
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