In honor of today's holiday, I'm off to declare myself a god, steal some gold, and enslave a village. Toodles!
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In the 21st century, as the once-mighty Cheyney Empire crumbled, the soft underbelly of Western New England lay invitingly exposed to the barbarian hordes to the East. Alaric the Visigoth, Galseric the Vandal and Theodoric the Ostrogoth in turn swept westward in a reign of terror. But none surpassed in power and cruelty the mighty Attila the Kamikaze Squirrel.
BBC Announcer: Yes, the Germanic-Japanese hybrid squirrel and her central american street gang cohorts swept, well, sort of drove competently in a reasonably priced car...
I had a sad, self indulgent post (yeah, another one) composed in my head, but am now choking on laughter. I yelled at one of the squirrels yesterday, "Hey Manny, stay outta the garbage!" My son started to ask, then just shook his head and walked away.
Ladee Dood, that wan Manny man, that was hector, his cousen Lupe's son's nephew. Wha, all us squirrels look alike to you? You think this is a game? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?
SQX, El Presidente
(Bonus points if you know what SPQR stands for. Undying envy if you can make an SPQR joke).
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In the 21st century, as the once-mighty Cheyney Empire crumbled, the soft underbelly of Western New England lay invitingly exposed to the barbarian hordes to the East. Alaric the Visigoth, Galseric the Vandal and Theodoric the Ostrogoth in turn swept westward in a reign of terror. But none surpassed in power and cruelty the mighty Attila the Kamikaze Squirrel.
Dood, an' his homies from the KS-13, repsect yo!
Yea, plus the ladee, she have the nice channa lopes, you know?
--Manny
Manny, mang, STFU
BBC Announcer: Yes, the Germanic-Japanese hybrid squirrel and her central american street gang cohorts swept, well, sort of drove competently in a reasonably priced car...
I had a sad, self indulgent post (yeah, another one) composed in my head, but am now choking on laughter. I yelled at one of the squirrels yesterday, "Hey Manny, stay outta the garbage!" My son started to ask, then just shook his head and walked away.
Ladee Dood, that wan Manny man, that was hector, his cousen Lupe's son's nephew. Wha, all us squirrels look alike to you? You think this is a game? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?
SQX, El Presidente
(Bonus points if you know what SPQR stands for. Undying envy if you can make an SPQR joke).
I don't think the average pleb would find an SPQR joke funny, but when in Rome...
What?!? That doesn't count???
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