Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Signs the end is near

MJ "Hey, girl, what's new?"
KS "I'd marry him and have his baby."

Friend's jaw drops as I clamp my hand over my mouth with such force that the smack is heard down the block. We look at each other, speechless, then slowly back away toward our cars before speeding away to the nearest Wal-Mart for duct tape and bubble wrap.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me

[Paul:]
Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it
No, you wouldn't do it

[Both:]
And you're havin' my baby


--Taupey, Lovin' the 70s