Thursday, April 10, 2008

Miss Jackson if...

Names I've been called this week:
"Mama" (Hot bagel shop employee)
"Hon" (Late forty something male librarian)
"Douchebag" (Too many people to list)
"SnooperliciciousGirl" (I made that up)

The one that took me by surprise was the "Hon" from the librarian. I swear I had the letters "WTF" floating over my head for the rest of the conversation.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Which is worse: "Ma'am or Babe?"

At least no one called you Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel.

Anonymous said...

If one did, it would be because I fell into a well.