Put Bats to Work in Your Garden
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Sounds freakin' awesome to me-I need some hoeing and weeding done.
Or, during the winter months, you could tie a bunch together in front of a verrry tiny sled, and glue a red fuzz ball on the first one, and have them fly around in a circle over your ohsoverytacky blow up nativity scene.
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En la noche de guerra, en El Salvador, we would watch the bats circle and guard us from the government troops. In the day, we would help the FMLN. In America, now, though, the bats are all loco, huffing fumes.
--KS-13
My cousin, he get wit a bat, he say dey do things wit dem wings, aye chihabba!
--Manny
Madre de Dios Manny, you mus be sniffin' fumes too. Squirrel can't get wit no bat mang. That shit ain't right homes.
--KS-13
They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.
True dat Vincente, true dat. My cousing Lupe say her girlfriend see her niece get carried off by a tsetse.
--KS-13
Wha you talkin 'bout titties wit flies?
--Manny
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