The top three reasons I'm almost late for work.
1. Masturbation.
2. Reading blogs.
3. Laying on my bed so that the mirror catches the reflection of my arm and hand, with four fingers laying against my thumb like a beak, while I move my arm back and forth, so that it looks like an ostrich is walking across the room.
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Is this like, a metaphor for free will or something? Will this be on the final?
T
Someone sounds a little snappish.
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