Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Getcher freak on

Sometimes I buy condoms at CVS when the front of the store is very busy, just so I can go to the empty pharmacy checkout and get the hell out without waiting with the great unwashed. A little acting is required-down turned eyes and a quick, embarrassed gesture to the basket, but it's well worth the effort.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should buy four bottles of Nyquil, a roll of duct tape and a quart of baby oil as well. And just look at the checkout person, look them right in the eye and say "stocking up the ole convent for the Sisters of Mercy."

Anonymous said...

That was a much needed laugh

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Anonymous said...

oh dammit. Take your hug and shove it up your ass.